British vs. American Chess

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

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Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, you magnificent buffoon. You clearly need help understanding the basics of comedy. This "joke" is trying to be funny by juxtaposing the British and Americans and their respective prowess at chess. The British are good at chess because they have a queen, get it? Like the queen on the board. Then, it says Americans are bad at chess because they lost two towers, a reference to the Twin Towers. I can't believe I have to explain this, are you even trying?