Football Game

Football Game jokes

Sex

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?

You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.

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  • Score

    Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

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  • Guy

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

    After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

    Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

    "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

    Sex

    My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.

    You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.

    Leper

    What was the winning play at the leper football game?

    A hand off up the middle.

    Community

    Why do I always have to cry at school events??? 1st time was at a dance and yesterday it was a football game

    Why do people make bug deals out of whites committing crimes on black but nit blacks making crimes on white I mean I bet nobody remembers when the girl with asma was tazed multiple times by that black cop for nit wearing a mask at a football game