Football Game jokes

The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.

what was sally's role in a football game? the football ;-;

My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.

You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.

What was the winning play at the leper football game? A hand off up the middle.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.

I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.

Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡

When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*

What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?

You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.

Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.