Vs jokes
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne waits until a kid is a teenager to come on its face.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.