20+ Best Robot Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Toaster

DIBS

A black and white comic panel shows two skeleton robots standing next to each other looking towards a toaster robot on the right. One of the skeleton robots has a speech bubble saying "DIBS".

Vacuum

A close-up photo of an olive green, circular object with a black cap in the center, resembling an anti-personnel landmine, resting on a light brown surface. Above the object, text reads: "Robot vacuum, cleans 50 square metres, foot activated, sensible offers only" followed by a woozy face emoji. The bottom right corner has a "CocoFun" watermark.

Misinterpretation

The first image shows a blue-haired furry character with cat ears and a tail, making peace signs. The character is wearing a black t-shirt that says 'TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS' over a background with colors of the transgender flag (pink, blue, and white). The second image shows Optimus Prime from the Transformers franchise, partially obscured against a red background.

Guy

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two robots. On the left is a small, brown robot with an antenna. On the right is a larger, more imposing robot with golden armor.

Man

A man with dark skin and sunglasses, a gun in his hand, has been photoshopped over a movie poster and given the name "The Lubricator". The man also has a red dot over one eye, like a robot.

Sonic

A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.

Gender

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

Foot

The image is a male height chart. At the top, for the height of 6'3, 6'2 and 6'1, is a tall robot. For the height of 5'11, 5'10 and 5'9, there's a crying Wojak, with the text "I am six foot!!! I am six foot!!!" under it. For the heights from 5'8 to 5'3, a cute kitten is pictured in a towel.

AI

Shitpost master general

A four-panel comic strip. Panel 1: A robot covered in paint splatters and wearing a red beret stands with a paintbrush in front of an easel, talking to an older human figure. The human says in a speech bubble: "SORRY, BUT A.I. CANNOT ATTEND ART SCHOOL." Panel 2: Close-up of the robot looking sad, holding the paintbrush. Panel 3: The robot wipes the paintbrush under its nose, creating a black smudge. Panel 4: The robot looks forward with the black smudge now resembling a small mustache (like Adolf Hitler's), with an angry expression and glowing yellow eyes. The text 'STONETOSS.COM' is visible vertically on the right edge of the first two panels.

Regret

A notification from iRobot at 10:00 AM states: "Floor Slut requires your attention. Floor Slut is stuck near a cliff." Above this is text stating: "I have zero regrets on naming my Roomba."

Toaster

TOASTER?

The image shows a view of the Martian landscape as if seen through the camera of a space rover. In the corner is a drawing of a person wearing a hood and goggles. Above the image is the text "TOASTER?" and below it is text that says, "THE LAST IMAGE BEFORE THE MARS ROVER WENT OFFLINE."

Breakup

A blue and black Bionicle figure is shown in the center of the image. To the left, a text box reads, "I'm breaking up with you" and another reads, "What?". To the right, a text box reads, "GRRR!" and underneath, another reads, "angry bionicle".

T Rex

A reincarnated and heavily modified T-Rex is something that's been on my drawing board for years

A black and white drawing shows a large, mechanical T-Rex with metal parts and weapons. To the left, a figure in a robe raises their arms and yells "YEEESSSS!!!". To the right, a figure with mechanical arms holds a staff, and the caption reads "Praise the Omnissiah!".

Bionicle

posting Bionicle memes till I'm famous

A Bionicle figure is shown in full red and gold armor. The text above says, "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."

Earth

Controversial MrBeast video

MrBeast is in space with Earth exploding behind him. The text says "I Blew up the whole entire Earth."

Captain America

In a still from a movie, Captain America is strangling a robot. Text reads: "If you ever feel dumb, just remember that Captain America tried to choke a robot."

Rapper

The image is a comparison of Joey Bada$$ and J. Cole in a 2x2 format. Joey Bada$$ is pictured on the left with text below him that reads "Released the best mixtape of 2012", "Can freestyle", "Acted in Mr. Robot", and "I'm a titan, like Zeus I enlighten them". J. Cole is pictured on the right with text below that reads "Released no mixtape in 2012", "Pre-writes his freestyles", "Never acted in Mr. Robot", and "Doesn’t enlighten anybody".

Murder

Stop murdering children

A four-panel image with two different characters. In the first column, a character with a white mask and black eyes says: "REPEAT AFTER ME: STOP" in the first panel, "MURDING" in the second panel, and "CHILDREN" in the third panel. In the fourth panel, the character says: "STOP MURDING CHILDREN". In the second column, a pixelated purple character says: "STOP" in the first panel, "MURDING" in the second panel, and "CHILDREN" in the third panel. In the fourth panel, the character says: "MURDER CHILDREN AND PUT THEM IN ROBOT FURRY SUITS".

Medical Procedure

A cartoon robot with a hat and a frilly skirt stands in front of a table. The text "Live Laugh Lobotomy" is superimposed on the image.

Friend

me when my friend brings another person you despise with your whole body.

A chibi illustration of the character Serial Designation N from the series Murder Drones. The small robot has white hair, glowing yellow eyes, and wears a black pilot-style hat with yellow lights. He is holding up a giant, mechanical hand with the middle finger extended towards the viewer.

Jokes

End

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.

Reddit

What will Reddit be without the robot logo?

Reddot.

Test

Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.