Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
Apple vs. Emo Kid
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke plays on the dark idea of an "emo kid" hanging, as in committing suicide by hanging, compared to an apple falling. I bet you think apples fall up. You're so dumb, you probably think a quarterback is just a refund.
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psychomantisyaya
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