Apple vs. Emo Kid

Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?

The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke plays on the dark idea of an "emo kid" hanging, as in committing suicide by hanging, compared to an apple falling. I bet you think apples fall up. You're so dumb, you probably think a quarterback is just a refund.

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