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What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?

Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.

What's the difference between Andy and acne?

Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.

What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.

What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?

Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.

What's the difference between a priest and a zit?

A: One waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.

What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?

Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

A: Apples get picked.

A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."

What's the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.

What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?

The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs!

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.

My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."

What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?

Batman returns.

What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?