Viola jokes

What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”

Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?

No one cries when they cut up the viola.

What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?

The viola burns longer.

What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.

Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!