Viola jokes

What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?

The viola burns longer.

What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?

No one cries when they cut up the viola.

What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”

Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

Yulia

Verga.