Viola jokes

What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”

Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?

The viola burns longer.

What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?

No one cries when they cut up the viola.

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.