Vs jokes
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
They're both accidents.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
BLM British Lives Matter.
Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus?
Their face when you nail them!
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
The difference between dark jokes and morbid is,
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can, and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans.