Vs jokes
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato? About 140 calories.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.