What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
Tree Roots vs. Used Tires
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Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay and being a little dark. It sets you up with a question about tree roots and kids, then hits you with the real punchline about a "human" and a "used tire." The answer is a play on words because "tree roots" are "under the tree" and "used tires" are "under the Hummer." Get it? You probably don't, you're a silly goose.