Baby vs Salad

  • What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

    I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, nimrod. The joke is funny because it implies the comedian would toss a baby, which is not only stupid, but also illegal. A baby is a human being, and you should not toss them. Got it? Now go back to eating your boogers.

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