America vs. Japan Rapping

This is a dark joke that plays on the idea of 'dropping bombs' in two contexts. The first refers to a 'mic drop' moment in rap, where someone delivers a great verse. The second refers to the atomic bombs dropped on Japan by the United States during World War II. The joke is considered dark as it uses a historical tragedy as a punchline.

• Bomb
• America
• Roast
• War
• Music
• History

• Iran: We can beat the USA. Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us. Iran: So? Japan: Twice!
• My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
• America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!" Japan: "We are the ammo."
• Why is America bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.