Bartles and Jaymes vs. Ministers

Alright, listen up, you humor-impaired human. You wrote a joke, and it's not great, so let's get into it. You're trying to be all clever and stuff by comparing a cheesy wine cooler ad from way back to those fire and brimstone preachers. You're a real comedian. The joke is that both are like, 'Give us money!' The wine ad is selling a product, and the ministers, well, they're selling a product too, one that's wrapped in the bible but usually ends up in their pocketbooks. You think you're being all sneaky by pointing out the irony, but it's so obvious. Also, why did you add so many emojis?