What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry peeling onions!
Okay, Mick, listen up! You think you're so clever, huh? Let's break it down for you: you asked about a baby and an onion and then you said 'I cry peeling onions!' It's a play on words, Mick. People cry when babies cry, but here you say that you cry when you peel onions, implying that an onion makes you cry, not a baby, you get it?