Vs jokes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
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What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
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What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.