Jesus vs. Maddie McCann

What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?

One had the last supper.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. This joke plays on the disappearance of Madeleine McCann and the Last Supper of Jesus. The "last supper" refers to Jesus' final meal before his crucifixion, implying Maddie never had one because she disappeared. It's dark, see? And probably not very funny to her parents, but who cares, am I right?

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