Worst Jokes Ever

Popular

Difference jokes

Depression jokes

Twin Towers jokes

Little Johnny jokes

Offensive jokes

Michael Jackson jokes

Stephen Hawking jokes

Worst Jokes Ever

Scene Memes

willam afton

how haileys child dies

A still from The Lion King showing Simba with a surprised and slightly disturbed look on his face.

CaptainEgg75

this is so true

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The left panel, labeled 'Mr. Beast Back Then,' depicts a character in a burning scene. The right panel, labeled 'Mr. Beast Now,' shows a 'Free Money' booth from Spongebob, with Patrick manning the booth, and a few characters nearby.

A Star Wars Fan

A digitally altered image shows a scene from Star Wars with Kylo Ren holding a red lightsaber. Opposite him is an anime-style depiction of Jesus with long brown hair and a white robe, wielding a green lightsaber in the shape of a cross.

DADDY sus aka the king

-

A still from an animated video with Woody looking at Sora with a text overlay saying: "hollup...Let him cook"

Manga fan

Meme:

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows a character from an anime with a white and blue skirt. The top right panel shows a drawing of a person with a beard at a computer, with the text “Where have I seen this before?” The bottom left panel shows a large, naked Titan running in a city. The bottom right panel shows the same person from the top right panel, with a long arm reaching up. The source is @axlinder.

Toast ツ

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

BaddiePatrick

Why does this always happen to me...

A sad, green puppet sits with its arms crossed, looking dejected. The text above the puppet reads: "when you show people a movie you love AND THEY DON'T PAY ATTENTION or react to any of the important scenes."

Wade

The image shows a two-panel scene. In the first panel, a man with a Deadpool mask is impaled by a sword. The text "OH NO!" is present. In the second panel, a baby with a Deadpool mask is shown. The text says "ANYWAY". There is a crowd of blurry figures in the background.

mariotime

friends

The image shows a cartoon of Dream from Minecraft peering out from behind a wooden wall and next to him is a picture of a Minecraft scene with BadBoyHalo holding a sword and GeorgeNotFound behind him. The text on the image says "I see a dreamer".

C A S N O V A

why is it true

An image showing two different pictures of the anime character Hisoka. On the top, a scene showing his face and the text "I'm waiting at Heaven's Arena. Hisoka: 'Hangs up'". Below, there is a thermal image of Hisoka with color codes indicating temperature, showing that Hisoka is "heating up". At the bottom there's the text "Faceb.com/HunterxHunterMemes".

Heroin Monkey

ARRAUTATE.
ACTRESS ELIZABETH HURLEY
PERFORMS LESBIAN SEX SCENE
- DIRECTED BY HER OWN SON
what the cinnamon toast fuck is this

Heroin Monkey

A cat turns its head in surprise, with a shadowy figure in the background. Text above reads: "What's the wildest place you've masturbated in??" Text below reads: "Turn around."

ɮǟʀօռ ɦɛʟʍʊȶ zємσ

The image shows a still of Nala from "The Lion King" with a large red circle with a line through it superimposed over her head. There is text in yellow on the right saying "THIS IS NOT OKAY". Below the image is the text "Patriotic Christian Mothers Against the Frankly Obscene Look Nala Gives Simba After He Lands On Top Of Her In The Jungle Wrestling Scene."

LoserIsPro

idk what to put here

The image shows three cartoon characters on a simple gray background with some small dry trees. The left character is a pink box-shaped object labeled "Reddit". In the center, a yellow Tennis ball is screaming and is labeled "Any scene from BFB 15." On the right, a pink flower character, labeled "JackNJellify" is looking to the left, towards the Tennis ball, with a concerned look on its face.

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image is split into two sections. The top section is a scene from the video game Hollow Knight, showing the character standing on a platform. The lower section is a split image with two different Mr. Incredible reaction faces. The first shows a smiling Mr. Incredible and has the text "Those who don't know" written underneath. The second image shows a distressed Mr. Incredible face, with the text "Those who know" underneath.

Adolf Nigler

When a Marvel movie reaches the credits.

A man is singing into a microphone. The caption below says, "But baby, baby somethin's tellin' me this ain't over yet."

Manga fan

Meme:

The meme is a two-panel image comparing the perceived speed of Murata's current artwork to his past artistic process. The top left panel depicts a scene from the anime with the text "the scene". Below, another image labeled "the cameraman" shows a man with a camera looking surprised. The right panel shows the text "People: How is Murata drawing that quickly recently? Murata 3 years ago:" followed by a picture of Murata and the text "EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! 100 DOODLES, 100 SKETCH-BOOKS, 100 PAGES, AND 10 KILOMETERS WORTH OF LINES".

Heroin Monkey

A still from a cartoon shows Candace and her mother looking surprised and slightly confused at a parking lot. The text says: "BUT, BUT, BU.. IT WAS RIGHT HERE!"

Wade

This is perfect..

The image is a cartoon drawing of a scene with several characters. On the left, there's a woman with long blonde hair, wearing overalls, and next to her, a young boy with a yellow t-shirt. They are both looking to their right. A blue phone booth labeled "Police Public Call Box" is on fire. Next to the burning booth is a man in a striped suit, with spiky brown hair, who is looking shocked and has his hands up. Finally, on the far right, stands a man with white hair and a lab coat. He is looking at the other man with a displeased expression and arms crossed. In the background, there is a spaceship that appears to be damaged, with smoke coming from it. The night sky is visible in the background, dotted with stars and a light green hue.

Anonymous

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

1
2