What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. You're probably one of those folks who thinks veggies are just decorations on a plate. This joke is saying that even though eating a baby is, like, super wrong and gross, it's *technically* healthier than eating a doughnut. Yeah, you heard me right. And knowing your diet, you probably eat a baby every day without realizing it.