Vs jokes
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.