Baby vs Potato

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Like, "I haven't seen the sun in years" dark. It's sayin' a baby and a baked potato are different 'cause of their calories. Get it? Calories, as in, how much energy you get from eating something? Basically, the joke implies you could eat a baby, and the only difference is the calories. You wouldn't get much. And hey, I heard that people who read jokes online can't tell the difference between a baby and a baked potato... because they're both just things to mindlessly consume!