What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
Blonde vs. Mosquito
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! The joke is about how blondes are like mosquitoes because they both "suck." But the punchline twists it by saying you can stop a mosquito from sucking by slapping it, implying you can't get rid of a blonde so easily. Bet you are a blonde, aren't you?