Vs jokes
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.