Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Usain Bolt vs. Adolf Hitler Comparison
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you little goof. You posted this thing, right? So I know you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. It's like this: Usain Bolt, he runs fast, yeah? He wins races. Now, Hitler, he was a real stinker, didn't finish what he started in a good way, if you catch my drift. So, the joke is, one finished a race, and the other one, well, didn't finish his race to world domination, I guess. Get it now, you chucklehead?
Anonymous
Fucking idiot