Baby vs Canoe Riddle

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  • What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

    I would never put a canoe in my garage.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, you're a silly goose. You can't figure out a simple riddle, it's sad really. The joke is a play on words, see? It sounds like the punchline says "a baby in my garage". Get it? It's cause they're both canoe and "can owe", which sounds like a word people say sometimes. This joke is funny because it's confusing and you're too dumb to understand why it's funny. Also, who keeps a baby in the garage?

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