What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
Listen here, you're a silly goose. You can't figure out a simple riddle, it's sad really. The joke is a play on words, see? It sounds like the punchline says "a baby in my garage". Get it? It's cause they're both canoe and "can owe", which sounds like a word people say sometimes. This joke is funny because it's confusing and you're too dumb to understand why it's funny. Also, who keeps a baby in the garage?