What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about wordplay. An orphan ain't got no parents, right? And a criminal? Well, cops are always looking for them! So, the punchline plays on the word "wanted." One is wanted by family, the other by the law! Get it now? Sheesh, you're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter!