What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Orphan vs Bandit
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playin' on the word "wanted." An orphan ain't got no parents, so they might be "wanted" by someone to take care of 'em. A bandit, though, is "wanted" by the cops 'cause they done broke the law. Get it now, dummy?