Vs jokes
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!