Vs jokes
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.