Babies vs. Onions

What's the difference between babies and onions?

You don't cry cutting up babies.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This dude is making a sick joke. Most people cry when they chop up an onion. But this comedian is saying that no one should cry while cutting up babies. Which is a pretty messed up thing to say, just like you are messed up in the head. It is sarcasm at its finest. You are so dumb.

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