Vs jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.