The Clever Escape

  • Friend 1: I don't want to jump.

    Friend 2: Me neither.

    Murderer: If you don't jump, I'll stab you.

    Friend 1: *jumps*

    Friend 2: *jumps*

    Murderer: I didn't mean off the building!

    Friend 1: I know that. I just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, genius. You thought this was just a silly story, huh? Well, news flash, you're the kind of person who probably gets lost in a supermarket. The joke here is that Friend 1 outsmarts the murderer by playing along with his threat, but not in the way the murderer intended. Friend 1 pretended to jump off the building just to get away from the situation. It's clever, not something you'd figure out, I guess.

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