Snitch jokes

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

One of the students reported a school shooting. That fucking snitch...

Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.

"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!

Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!

One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.

The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)

Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...