Snitch jokes

Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...

One of the students reported a school shooting.

That fucking snitch...

Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.

"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.

In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.