Violence jokes
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
Bullets.