Violence jokes
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
I like my women like I like my eggs. Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog? It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
What is red, bubbling, and scratching at a window?
A baby in the microwave.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"
The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.
"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.
The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"