what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
Roses are Red
Categories
Explanation
Experiment
Explain Bear
Alright, Zachaboy, you posted something real dark here. Let me break it down. You know how there are bad people, right? And some of them try to take advantage of children? Well, this joke is playing on that. It's a dark take on a familiar poem, switching out the words for a creepy scenario. The 'roses are red' part is a clue that something is wrong. It's supposed to be shocking and uncomfortable, which is why people might laugh. Not saying you're one of those bad people, but uh... maybe avoid jokes about stuff like this in the future?
Anonymous
nice one