Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
Cake Subtraction
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you dense rock. You're the kind of person who probably thinks two plus two is... well, I'm not even sure you know. The teacher is trying to do simple math, but you respond by saying you would murder her. It’s a dark joke because you imagine a murder in the most innocent context.
Anonymous
that shit was poo
Anonymous
not funny, i'm still depressed
Monkey Man
I liked it but the king emoji some how makes it less funny
Pissed-in cereal
You'll also be charged murder, and be tried as an adult. And along with that, have high blood sugar. What fun!