I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
Violent Book
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you dummy. You're the kinda guy who probably thinks a cheese grater is a fancy cheese house. See, a "blind friend" can't see what a cheese grater looks like, so when they touch it, it feels all rough and jagged, like a really messed up book, and it hurt. Get it?