Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Rape is a touchy subject.
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
