Violence jokes
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."
Off the nearby cliff.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Violence against women is funny :)
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.