Violence jokes
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Violence against women is funny :)
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
Memes
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."