Violence jokes
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Memes
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.