Violence jokes
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. đź’€
Memes
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.