Roses Are Red, Sex Is Deadly

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Okay, so get this, you dumbo. It's like, roses are red, right? All romantic and stuff. But then BAM! It hits you with a dude offing his bestie after a super long anal romp. It's funny because it's so unexpected and wrong. You probably thought 'roses are red' means another cheesy love poem or something. You are likely still living with your mom.

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