Raining, Poring, Shot

  • It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is what we call dark humor. See, it starts all innocent with a nursery rhyme, then BAM! Someone gets shot. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and morbid. And you probably think getting shot is a rare occurrence. Newsflash: your risk of being shot is higher than some countries, like Japan. Stay safe out there, sport.

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