Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.
Confessing a Crime
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy. This joke is about a guy who calls 911 to confess to a murder. The cops are like, "Nah, we ain't comin'. Don't snitch on yourself!" Then, the guy shoots the phones, committing another crime. It's funny because it's so stupid and unexpected. You probably wouldn't get it, with your small brain and all.
Andy
I get it he shot the cop :o