Microwave Recipe

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How long does it take a baby to cook in the microwave?

I don't know. I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, you smooth brain! The "joke" here is that instead of answering the question about microwaving a baby, which is already messed up, the dude says he doesn't know because he closes his eyes when he gets freaky. It's supposed to be shocking and dark, which is probably the only way you feel anything, you numb-skull!

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tedious, repetitive and disgusting

Sole Starling

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