Zebra In A Blender

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. You see, the answer to "What's black and white and red all over?" is usually something like a newspaper. But the joke throws you for a loop by saying it's a zebra in a blender. Why? Because when you blend a zebra, the black and white stripes mix with the red of the blood. Get it now, smarty pants? Now get out of here before I call you a nerd again.