Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
so the teacher go up to you and says im going to call your parents me: good luck finding them
Dad: School is cancelled, I think your teacher died or something Me: Wow they found the body already? Dad: :/
"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
Principal: You're being bad im gonna need to call your parents! Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan parents Because he don’t have any.
school
What is the leader of the school supplies ?
The ruler!
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school Because he cheated on a test
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said "I'm gonna call your parents!" I said "let me know when you find them" <3
me on my way to the prinsiples office after the trans kid told me to act my age so i told him to act his gender
Why does Orphans get in trouble at school? because the school doesn't have any parents to report to
Me running from the principal cause I put ten woman’s rights book on the fictional section🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻😂😂 haha
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school. The teacher asked why he had one. He said “I need it to beat up the principal” when the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
Lil Johnny went to school said teacher if you let me poop my pants I will let you have my dad and his money will you do it Mrs.Johnson
So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.
little johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over, as she dose she is met by the principal. they go into his office and the principal say "your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." the mother responds "he is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? bring him in here." a boy walks in and johnnys mother says "this isnt my son, bring him in here i would like a word with him." the principal replies "ma'am, this is clouds." the mother feints
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”
