Violence jokes

Americans: Miles per hour.

Europeans: Bullets per kid...

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!

How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?

Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.

Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?

Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.

What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

Vote for the better joke.

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

I slit my wrists.

If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.

A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"

Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.

I like my women like I like my eggs.

Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?

A blender.

What's the best way to get them out?

A blender.