Violence jokes
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Watersharky pega Gwen.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby? The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
I like my women like I like my eggs. Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
Clap em sis!
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?