Violence jokes
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
Memes
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?