Violence jokes
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I slit my wrists.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
I like my women like I like my eggs.
Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "I’m a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"
HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.