First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "I’m a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"
HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"
You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.
Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
Me: Hi, my name is...
Bro: Hey guys! So who are you?
Me: Hey, stop dude!
Bro: How is it going, bro--
Me: SHUT UP!
Bro: Is that a gun?
Me: *Pointing at bro*
Bro: Dude, I'm...
Me: *BANG* *BANG*
Me: Finally, it's over.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
I gotta do terrorist :)
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
