Violence jokes
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I slit my wrists.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.