Violence jokes

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

Vote for the better joke.

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

I slit my wrists.

If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.

A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"

Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.

I like my women like I like my eggs.

Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?

A blender.

What's the best way to get them out?

A blender.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.

First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "I’m a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"

HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"

What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?

Nothing.

Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.

What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?

He killed everyone on this f#cking website.

You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.

Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.

Me: Hi, my name is...

Bro: Hey guys! So who are you?

Me: Hey, stop dude!

Bro: How is it going, bro--

Me: SHUT UP!

Bro: Is that a gun?

Me: *Pointing at bro*

Bro: Dude, I'm...

Me: *BANG* *BANG*

Me: Finally, it's over.