Violence jokes
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.