Violence jokes
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
I slit my wrists.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"