Violence jokes
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
I slit my wrists.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.