When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Violence Jokes
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
I was at my boyfriend's house, and I thought he was cheating on me. He was on the phone with somebody, and he said he'd be over there soon. So I asked him if I could see his phone. He said no, and then we fought about it until I saw his gun, and because I thought he was lying to me, I shot him, went through his phone, and his friend was still on the phone.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?