So my best friend’s boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.
So I told her a ‘single’ joke. Then she said, "Go and f***ing die, you insensitive bitch!"
I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF I will break his body for you. Happy now?"
She said, "Sniff, yes."
Alright listen up, you chucklehead! So, the author's pal is bawling her eyes out because her boyfriend dumped her, right? Our 'comedian' here thinks it's the perfect time for a 'single' joke—get it? Like she's single now? But the friend is not amused and tells her to drop dead, so the author offers to break the ex's body, a morbid offer that makes her friend somewhat happy. You probably think it's a normal reaction, because you are not very smart!
