"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy. So, like, this person comes home and their baby's face is all messed up, right? They're asking who beat up their baby 'cause faces aren't supposed to bend like that. I bet you also think that milk comes from the store, dingus!