You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you smooth-brain. The joke is that orphans don't have parents, so there's no one to defend them if you beat 'em up. It's funny 'cause it's dark, and you're probably not smart enough to get it otherwise, you dumpster fire.