If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Orphan Slapping
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that orphans don't have parents. If you hit them, they can't tell their parents because, well, they ain't got any. Think of it as a free pass to be a bully! You are probably an orphan yourself!